For all you chicken lovers out there, this notice is of no real interest for you. We know you're normal and don't need our help. Keep on loving chicken here.

However, if you are one of the last remaining Australians with a prejudice against chicken, our online Help Centre to help you with this strange abnormality has sadly closed. We would like to wish you all the best in resolving your chicken conflicts and trepidations about turkey.

Maybe one day you'll be able to look at a juicy chicken nugget and not feel foul. Maybe....